Wizard In My Own Head
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omfg
“i’m supposed to call you first when i find a dead body?”
“YYYYESSSS!!!!!!!”
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I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
somebody please write a book on this
I would bin mine
(via idkiloveyou)
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chris: “there’s probably still some part of me that wants to shoot you.”
scott: *earnest nod* “i get that. your feelings are valid, werewolf hunter father of my ex-girlfriend who is pointing a loaded gun at me. do you want to talk about it? i’m free whenever i’m not doing homework or saving the entire town from murderous supernatural creatures. we can get coffee. i’ll buy.”
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i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick..
It does make you sick. Literally.
wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!
(via you-feeling-lucky-punk)
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does hannibal eat anything besides people like does he ever eat doritos
(via kateargent)
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- Will: And then I keep having these hallucinations where a stag comes into my house and follows me around.
- Hannibal: No that's a real stag.
- Will: What?
- Hannibal: He's been living with you for months now, I thought you'd progressed from stray dogs to woodland creatures that's why I didn't say anything.
- Will: ...
- Hannibal: I call him Gerhart .
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Teen Wolf starts at 10 pm EDT in the US (convert your time zone here). All streams work outside the US
Lydia After Dark stream (starts at 11pm EDT)
EDIT: Lydia After Dark link changed
(via theboywhorunswithwolves)
